help my handphone!!!!

arghh!!! help!!! my handphone juz died!!! OMG!!! can some1 help to do CPR?!? i cant switch it on! it was behaving weirdly since ytd n juz now i decided to ACT pro n open up the cover n take out the batt to see if the sim card is put in properly... even gave it a gd wipe to remove the dust then after tt i cant turn it on! n now i cant even take out the batt again.. it's like stuck! muz be juz now anyhow try to squeeze it back! oh dear! i need some real pros ard!

so far today has not been a smooth day man! this morn went to play basketball by myself n the ball got stuck between the rim of the hoop! other days when play with my bro also not so "heng" today alone then like tt! wah piangz! somemore no other pple/shuaiges *winkz* at the court so couldnt borrrow any ball to help hit it down... so "genius" yh tried to hit it down with her plastic bottle.. in the end the bottle cap broke but the ball also neva come down haha... yah so guess wat i did next? wat would u do if u were me? haha i took out one of my shoes n threw it at the ball! after a couple of tries the ball finally came down! wah can u imagine wat would happen if my shoe had been stuck also? i would take out the shoe n throw it also then the hoop will look like christmas tree with 2 shoes n 1 basketball hahah luckily no1 saw wat i was doing if not sure laugh at the siao zabo! hmm at least i think/hope no1 saw wat i was doing haha